1. Do you feel elated when discovering pristine large unwrinkled cardboard?

2. When shopping are you surprised not to able to find Hoofies on the shelf, and bewildered at the manager when he informs you that they don’t in fact sell them?

3. Is ’shop’ present under the previous employment section of your CV?

4. Do you wish sweat-shops were still fashionable?

5. Have you tried to get a x^2-10x+y^2-20y-115er out of the cash machine?

One Response to “5 essential checks to see if 'shop' has taken over your life.”

  1. fred says:

    funny stuff!